sign of the apocalypse?

No W hasn't told the truth, nor has Britney won "mother-of-the-year," but I'm pretty sure it's sleeting outside right now! I know that I live in Maine, but c'mon Mother Nature, what the fuck?! It's darker than dick cheney's heart outside and it's 4 o'clock. I'm sitting by the window, and I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna see the Wicked Witch of the West fly by on her broomstick any second now.